Its a Gross Thing (Or, Halloween for Grown-Ups)
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 at 09:46AM 
Today I bring you excellent news. With 10 days left before Halloween, there is still time to order your Eyeball Jello Molds!
I've made these very realistic jello eyeballs and they are so much fun. My advice is that you should freeze them and drop them into icey martinis rather than arrange them on a platter, because even the politest of guests will not be able to bring themselves to pick them up and put them into their mouths. The best part is that when you drop them into a clear drink, the red veins (food coloring that you have expertly applied with the unwound edge of a Q-tip) sort of waft around like spooky swirling little drops of blood. Creepy and lovely. Especially beautiful in martini glasses but also very effective in shot glasses. Be warned: The oppportunites for punnish toasts are endless.
Order them here.
Oh, and if you are tempted to order the Jello Brains kit, don't. It will frighten people away from the buffet.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Halloween, especially here in the Northeast.
Reader Comments (3)
Love the bats. Too bad I can't drink martinis.
I love those bats, too!! Especially the thumbs. Everyone always forgets about the thumbs. =)
The bats are looking awesome. Thumbs up to you guys for such a nice article.